February 2012
42 posts
when i tell you “i just listened your voice message” what i mean is that i saw you left a voice message and i’m never listening to it.
a picture of the morning
i woke up on the floor with my head on an old paris review. after washing my face and brushing my fangs i noticed the fragrant aroma of salon pas and it was while peeling those monsters off that i realized my phone was missing. naturally, i freaked. like, really freaked. i immediately ran into the living room to check for clues. nothing. after destroying my entire room (house) i found my...
Sometimes I dream of being an epileptic
i want to be in montreal right this second.
my mom just called me for the second time.
i should call her back.
i’m a terrible daughter.
i just emembered a conversation i had with a cabbie over the weekend.
It was about Whoppi Goldberg.
we both thought we could be friends with her.
“FO MILLION DOLLAS!’
he mentioned lily tomlin.
I love her and thought it...
i just saw a couple, i believe to be homeless, sucking face at the bus stop.
eww and awww
Suitable for Suing →
An obscure art dealer kept showing up with paintings by Pollock, Rothko and Motherwell. Where did they all come from?
HUNGER GAMES PHOTOS →
What I Would Do If I Were Bret Easton Ellis «... →
i must have these... →
Zelda Kaplan, 95, Collapses at Fashion Show and... →
Zelda Kaplan was known for her presence on the arts scene and at parties, and was profiled in a 2004 documentary.
I'm never as compassionate as the fictional...
Finally!!! →
Buffy's choice: Joss Whedon gets political →
