when i tell you “i just listened your voice message” what i mean is that i saw you left a voice message and i’m never listening to it.
a picture of the morning
i woke up on the floor with my head on an old paris review. after washing my face and brushing my fangs i noticed the fragrant aroma of salon pas and it was while peeling those monsters off that i realized my phone was missing. naturally, i freaked. like, really freaked. i immediately ran into the living room to check for clues. nothing. after destroying my entire room (house) i found my...
Sometimes I dream of being an epileptic
i want to be in montreal right this second. my mom just called me for the second time. i should call her back. i’m a terrible daughter. i just emembered a conversation i had with a cabbie over the weekend. It was about Whoppi Goldberg. we both thought we could be friends with her. “FO MILLION DOLLAS!’ he mentioned lily tomlin. I love her and thought it...
i just saw a couple, i believe to be homeless, sucking face at the bus stop. eww and awww
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